February 2012
This will never get old
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Nora: Did it ever occur to you to knock? I thought you were someone else.
Patch: Expecting someone else?
Nora: As a matter of fact, yes!
Patch: It's after three. Whoever you're waiting for can't be that exciting—you fell asleep. You're still sleeping.
Nora: For your information, I fell asleep waiting for—Scott.
Patch: Scott.
Nora: Don't start. I saw Marcie climb inside your Jeep.
Patch: She needed a ride.
Nora: What kind of ride?
Patch: Not that kind of ride.
history teacher: this took place in *names state*
me: oh i know someone who lives there
class: how
me:
class:
me:
class:
Kid: why do we have to learn this
Math teacher: because fuck you
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OK. THIS IS PROBABLY THE BEST LETTER I'VE EVER...
My Dear Celine, One day, I will disappear completely. The letters will mean nothing. The world will get tired of me. You will get tired of me. I will get tired of myself, and I…and I will never get tired of you. For you..there will be NO endings. I will say your name over and over like a refrain. My prayer to no one. then I’ll be a flower, the one you’ll never pick and will...
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